I got to pet some at this indoor Safari tour place! That hey had tons of animas I’ve never seen or pet. They rotate them in from the indoor place to the guy’s actual farm every few days so they’re not overwhelmed.

I was thinking Capybaras would be softer, but they’re pretty wiry. They’re sooooo cute and chill though!

Another animal they had that we got to go in and pet: Porcupines! They were also hella chill. Never through I would pet one of those!

Final thing I’ll mention: they had BABY BINTURON. TWO OF EM. They let them crawl all over myself and my partner. We cried. They were so cute and I had NO IDEA they existed.

I have an oddly relevant story.

My wife and I got to do a “swimming with a capybara” experience. My wife forgot about the instructions to not wear anything dangly because the capybara may play with it.

Well, she wore a bikini top that had a big bow in the front.

That capybara motorboated my wife like he was Vince Vaughn after a dry spell.

I just turned to the other (horrified) guests, shrugged, and said I didn’t blame him.

Remind me where this gif is from again?

What’s your job that’s cool with you looking at creep shots while you work?

I sincerely hope OP has consent from the individual to post this, otherwise it’s absolutely creepy, and borderline illegal in some jurisdictions