@bsletten a friend commented that there’ll be a film of his life, unless something happens to his cat, in which case there’ll be four films.
@bsletten John Wick, but ten hours of super-chill Slow TV.
@bsletten @blogdiva It’s not what you did, son, that angered me so, it’s who you did it to.
@bsletten Ominous voiceover: “Coming to theater and streaming: Liam Neeson, in… Catnapped!”

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"I have a very particular set of skills."

@MarkRDavid @bsletten I too have a very particular cat on a sill.
(Pictured: not my cat, nor my windowsill.)
@bsletten The first one would be Die hard : cat trap 😹 😹 😹 😹
@ck0 Yippe Ki Yay, Meow Focker

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Plot twist... the cat's the hitman

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John wick?
No thanks we have Yusuf dik.
@bsletten behind every great man is a cat that doesn’t really care.
@bsletten narrator: One is a cold blooded killer. The other is an Olympic sharp shooter.