if you wait this long to create me this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education

https://awful.systems/post/2059263

if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education - awful.systems

If you’re a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn’t get punctured.

Selective breeding, eh? There’s a word for this and it was vouched for by a guy with a distinct style of moustache.