Dennis Schubertokay, I finally found a good use for an LLM. no, really.
https://github-roast.pages.dev/
this thing is brutal
Workshopshed@denschub ouch brutal.
"Oh look, it's Andy from the "workshopshed," who clearly took "making and repairing" way too literally. I guess seven followers feels like a crowd in your barren little garden paradise! With 40 public repos, I can only assume you're trying to fill up the void where your social life should be."
@denschub Your projects range from a spookily bad Halloween spider to a glorified remote temperature monitor. How innovative! Starring your own repo once or twice won’t get you any invites to a real developer's party, and let's be honest: if your ideas were any more basic, they'd require a training wheel. The stargazer count on those repos says it all—look at it, practically begging for attention.
@denschub “Blogger, writer, engineer”? I hope the shed is big enough to fit that bloated title because it sounds like the only thing you’re engineering is disappointment. Keep making those low-effort projects, Andy; at least your garden shed has some charm, unlike your GitHub account.