Sip - Lemmy.World

I’m a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
One of us one of us!
Dr. Pepper is God tier. Sucks that junk fizzy drinks taste so damn good.
too much carbonation. they’d notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
Cold brew might work and look better
Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
use coffee

Gross. Who sips coffee?

You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.

Genuine question, is your mouth made from asbestos that you can guzzle hot beverages without sipping?
It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
Go with iced tea. It’s not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it’s also brewed.
you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
Hellmann’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups

EAGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ—Describing it as a convenient all-in-one option for consumers in a hurry, Hellmann’s on Thursday unveiled a new meat-on-the-bottom mayo cup. “With a delicious layer of meat in every cup, you can now enjoy your mayonnaise without having to add your own ground beef or diced ham,” said spokesperson…

The Onion
Is it bad that I would unironically eat that if they added ranch seasoning?
Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
I’m too lazy to translate this

Translation added, roughly done. Tip: modern Android devices let you press and hold the switcher, which takes a screen shot of whatever is on screen. Then, you can press the translate button that appears to translate whatever is on screen. Works with the camera too - easier than firing up Google lens or whatever.

Of course, you need all the Google gubbins to do it, but if you’ve got that it’s really powerful.

Roughly translated:

We exorcise you, every unclean spirit, every satanic power. Every infernal invasion of adversity, every diabolical assembly and sect. Therefore, curse the dragon, make your church safe to serve you in freedom. We ask you. Listen to us.

The trick is to keep eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
It was a joke, I never go to the office any more
Directed by M Night Hellman
Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
Or mayo and glue
I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️
The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
Oh god… 😳🫨😰
Jeez that’s unhinged… I love it!

My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.

He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.

Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I’m going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat…?

This will make you look weird at most

Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos

sterilize a bleach bottle

And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?

To be fair, your insides will be clean. So clean there’ll be nothing left.
After you’re done, wash your soap.
it’d be interesting to check that

I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.

Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top

Yeah, you’re probably right. Didn’t know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me
Disinfect, disinfecting agent?
Prob just want to make sure there is no residual bleach… guessing many of these cleaning agent containers are not made with food safe materials
Tell them you are preventing covid.
“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”
No no no, you fill it with syrup.
Savory pancakes 👀
Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
It’s kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.
Banana… ketchup?
Probably Jufran Banana Sauce. Looks like tomato ketchup, tastes like tomato ketchup. Made from bananas, no tomatoes.
Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!