Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 04 August 2024

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Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 04 August 2024 - awful.systems

Need to let loose a primal scream without collecting footnotes first? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid: Welcome to the Stubsack, your first port of call for learning fresh Awful you’ll near-instantly regret. Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no. If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high. > The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be) > >Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Dear ~Sneerclub TechTakes, will you be my ‘Friend’? :)

AI ‘Friend’ Company Spent $1.8 Million and Most of Its Funds on Domain Name (404 media, archive)

AI Companion Device Releases Diss Track Against ‘Friend’ (404 media, archive, diss track on twitter)

Here’s Friend’s advertisement: www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Q1hoEhfk4 . The music choice and general vibe is… unsettling.

AI ‘Friend’ Company Spent $1.8 Million and Most of Its Funds on Domain Name

AI companion Friend appears to have spent most of its funds on buying friend.com.

404 Media

“It’s real! Premium domains are expensive, but it’s worth it,” Schiffman told me in an email after I reached out to ask if it was true.

[…]

“People just don’t get consumer, I view this as saving money. Much less money needs to be spent on marketing, it’s a one time thing,” Schiffmann said.

there’s an entire type of startup guy embodied by Schiffmann, and I can’t be the only one who’s met this type more than once

The company advertises the device as “always listening” when connected to bluetooth. “When connected via bluetooth, your friend is always listening and forming their own internal thoughts. We have given your friend free will for when they decide to reach out to you.”

presented without comment

Enough money to blow it all on a domain name. Not enough money to port their chatbot-app from iPhone to Android, or pay someone to resolve customer issues. (twitter.com, xcancel.com)
Avi (@AviSchiffmann) on X

@justkelly_ok @vrushankdes Look it’s definitely my bad, but I get a ton of emails and sometimes they slip through. I’ve sent out emails to everyone who’s preordered in the past offering refunds & try and fulfill instantly, but I’m extremely busy and probably need to hire an assistant.

X (formerly Twitter)
Also doxxing them when giving their refund.