Mastodawn

The restaurant wouldn’t let him sit in one of the booths because… you know.

Looks like he's a real man of the peep hole

@MissingThePt he ate all those fries himself? He’ll turn into a couch potato.

@MissingThePt He might "drop" his "hot dog" on the "seat".

@MissingThePt he looks like he's just had a better idea for what to do with the bun

@MissingThePt bahahaha. 🛋🍆

Oh no! He's going to have sex with that hot dog! He must be stopped at all costs.

Also that's too many chips for one person

@MissingThePt Why is he sitting at the checkout counter from the looks of it?

@MissingThePt
And we all thought Taco Trump was the pinnacle of out of touch food cringe - but no!

Look at that huge table — the weirdo nobody sits with —

@MissingThePt Sits right next to the register so he can awkwardly chat with the server whenever she walks over.