Dear whoever wrote this persecution porn,

*pats your head gently*

There, there. You're just fine and nobody is coming for your anything. Maybe you should lie down with an ice pack on your head for a bit. Your brain seems overheated.

Love,

Bear

@artair ahahahahahaha why would anyone ban Christianity i swear some people think not being able to yell about the Bible at the railway station is the same as banning Christianity

@Vel Sadly, this is a common fantasy in the US -- especially in Texas. Ask poor @AugieDeer sometime about the religious bullshit he was put through as a kid. He was literally taught again and again that someday, somewhere a person would put a gun to his head and make him disavow Jesus.

Seriously.

@Vel @artair believe me, I got some stories lol
@AugieDeer @artair how bad is it?
@Vel @artair I mean, we had religious haunted houses around Halloween based on sinning (hell houses), religious conversion camp after I was outed, laying on of hands and speaking in tongues.... Bible quizzing after school and church three times a week... While drilling into our heads that Armageddon was coming soon and we needed to repent everyday. Not being allowed to listen to secular music or dancing...women not being allowed to wear pants (only dresses). Kneeling in prayer to ask for forgiveness in stress positions....
@AugieDeer @artair that honestly sounds like a creepy cult than anything else