Tunnel the entire internet through the "name" field on your airmiles account.

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PySkyWiFi: completely free, unbelievably stupid wi-fi on long-haul flights | Robert Heaton

The plane reached 10,000ft. I took out my laptop, planning to peruse the internet and maybe do a little work if I got really desperate.

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@matthewskelton this reminds me of when Dan Kaminsky was using DNS to break out of the hotel wifi.
@MisterWanko @matthewskelton I think I have heard about that hack, but do you know of there some readup on it somewhere? My Google foo betrays me here.
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