If at first you don't succeed, don't sweat it, your parents are rich.

Wait. Your parents aren't rich?

Oh, man. This is embarrassing. Sorry, all of these success aphorisms are meant for people with privilege and resources.

You're on your own. Good luck.



#success #SelfHelp #advice

@maxleibman

make robin hood great again

@amiserabilist @maxleibman

How if I just change my definition of success? Problem solved

@glasspusher @amiserabilist I’ll allow it.