Do not work as a Hacker - A Warning to you all :: Rootcat

Hey rootcat, how can I start to learn hacking? Hello Mr. Rootcat, can you recommend a starting point, for me to learn penetration testing? Hola señor rootcat, can you help me land a job as a red teamer? Buddy, don’t! I’m warning you! Just don’t, I spray you with a water bottle! Let’s get one thing strait, this will not be a well-structured and thought-out, or balanced blogpost, this will just be a one-take rant with some fun and a little madness.