Do not work as a Hacker - A Warning to you all

You want to be a Pentester, a Redteamer, you wanna hack for a living, cause you heard it is great?

Don't. Keep your sanity. It does things to you. A mad Hackers warning:

https://rootcat.de/blog/do_not_work_hacker24/

Do not work as a Hacker - A Warning to you all :: Rootcat

Hey rootcat, how can I start to learn hacking? Hello Mr. Rootcat, can you recommend a starting point, for me to learn penetration testing? Hola señor rootcat, can you help me land a job as a red teamer? Buddy, don’t! I’m warning you! Just don’t, I spray you with a water bottle! Let’s get one thing strait, this will not be a well-structured and thought-out, or balanced blogpost, this will just be a one-take rant with some fun and a little madness.

@rootcathacking LOL, this cat looks like Homelander from #TheBoys when he's about to cut somebody in half with his laser eyes.

@LordCaramac
Uff no, please do not compare this gato to a homicidal fasicst.

It's a great cat, it's just a little mad about the state of IT-Security and the world in general.

I would die for this cat 😘

@rootcathacking Cats are awesome, but it's better when they're small and without any superpowers. Just imagine a flying cat with laser eyes. Or even worse, a big cat that can fly and shoot lasers. Imagine a panther with superpowers. You know what cats can do when they're angry or bored.
My cat is afraid of mice. Once a mouse got into the house, and I had to catch it, he was terrified. If he had laser eyes, he would have destroyed the entire house to kill the mouse with his gaze.
@LordCaramac
I think you might be totally right.
but,
just leave me this little illusion that the cat in the gif, has much self control and can totally be trusted with superpowers.
@rootcathacking No living being can be trusted with superpowers. That's the whole point of #TheBoys or #Watchmen