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can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

The Orville, or The Good Place
Really enjoying The Orville right now!
Did you start because of me? :)
No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling
Donnie Darko. The man’s best friend is a giant bunny.
What’s bojack up to
Just the very usual Bojack activities.
you know, puking some sand
Are too much cotton candy
If only they did this instead of fucking dying
I just keep feeding them mustard
Ah, start the marinade from the inside. Clever.
Tummy hurting. Death it is then.
I think it’s his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He coughed up snot in the doorway And I think his lung’s fucked up
That’s the last time I’ll prove that I can not only drink like a horse, but in fact more. Pussy ass equine baby, use a straw next time.
I’ll have what she’s having!
ruhig jacqueline sonst kotzt du wieder

can anyone recommend a good TV show to binge after eating an indica gummy

I Think You Should Leave on Netflix (or piracy; I don’t care).

I’m still on my parents netflix but I will pirate it anyway because it’s funni

Good TV show when wasted? Anything with Diane Morgan

Obviously the “Cunk on…” series but she also did one called “Mandy” which is a bizarre masterpiece

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

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What are we looking at then?
Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.
I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode
How do you play a photo?
Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.
You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?
It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.
That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?
In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.
the entirety of the horse is a design error, wonder why they sleep standing up?
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maybe he was just chilling
There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.
An equivalent to flying pigs?
That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.
Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.
RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.
Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?
Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.
What about giraffes?

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

I Think You Should Leave is kinda funny in such a circumstance.

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

“I didn’t do fucking SHIT”
I DIDNT RIG FUCKIN SHIT!
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Came here to say being high and watching “I think you should leave” is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. One of my favorites youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=sZcDJlrb_wMuBN-k
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We’re allowed to show em nude cause they ain’t got no souls!