CenturionReason why would you need it? (Funny suggestions only)
jolBut then you’d need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when i’m in the bank anyway. and that’s just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
No underwear either?
i’d look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.
A ribbon at least.