CenturionReason why would you need it? (Funny suggestions only)
Kidplayer_666To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height
π―ππ‘ πππ¦π¬π€π’I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.
Is that a mirror underneath?
With a line of coke!
I will never get off my high horse.
π΄πππI, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.
Now you know why some British people call diarrhea βthe trotsβ
A well deserved golf clap to you sir.
But then youβd need to take your pants off every time you ride it?
i only use pants when iβm in the bank anyway. and thatβs just for making it harder for the police to ID me.
No underwear either?
iβd look pretty stupid grocery shopping or mowing my lawn in my underwear. and it would make spontaneous masturbating harder.
A ribbon at least.
Catherine the Great is coming for tea.
Want.
BeatTakeshiThis is horseshit crazy
DudeImMacGyverYou need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.
Professor Elemental - This Is My Horse (show me yours). - Dir Moog Gravett
If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.
The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once Iβm done with it.
When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.