Tunnel the entire internet through the "name" field on your airmiles account.

https://robertheaton.com/pyskywifi/

PySkyWiFi: completely free, unbelievably stupid wi-fi on long-haul flights | Robert Heaton

The plane reached 10,000ft. I took out my laptop, planning to peruse the internet and maybe do a little work if I got really desperate.

Robert Heaton
@matthewskelton this reminds me of when Dan Kaminsky was using DNS to break out of the hotel wifi.
@MisterWanko @matthewskelton I think I have heard about that hack, but do you know of there some readup on it somewhere? My Google foo betrays me here.
@Aarkon @matthewskelton it was an article about Dan when he was first interviewed for finding DNS flaws and then coming up with solutions... he was in Vegas hotel. Let me try.
Kaminsky on How He Discovered DNS Flaw and More

Dan Kaminsky is understandably swamped today, given the unexpected early release of information about the critical DNS flaw he discovered that potentially affects the security of every website on the internet. But he found some time to speak with Threat Level about how he discovered the vulnerability that has system administrators scrambling to patch before […]

WIRED
@MisterWanko @matthewskelton I'll happily read that, thanks!