beebarfbadgerHow do blind people know that they've sufficiently wiped?
Funny answer: their dog won’t let them leave the room if they smell too much.
Slightly serious answer: bidets are magic.
If there were bidets everywhere, I’d be willing to leave my cave more often.
Using a public bidet sounds like an awful idea.
It’s easier than waddling over to the sink and fitting my ass in there.
This is why I’m banned from Sea World.
potoooooooo ✅️But you don’t make as many friends.
SLVRDRGNHave you seen Perfect Days?