Tunnel the entire internet through the "name" field on your airmiles account.

https://robertheaton.com/pyskywifi/

PySkyWiFi: completely free, unbelievably stupid wi-fi on long-haul flights | Robert Heaton

The plane reached 10,000ft. I took out my laptop, planning to peruse the internet and maybe do a little work if I got really desperate.

Robert Heaton
@matthewskelton Which Limp Bizkit are we talking about here?