MidnightMegachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test
God: Makes everyone keep waiting for Armageddon.
American Evangelicals: I’ll do it myself.
I’ll make my own Armageddon, which blackjack, and hookers!
I mean, that’s quite literally happening, more or less. Check out the documentary Praying for Armageddon if you can find it.
Match!!When they switch over from “God works in mysterious ways” to “God works through us”