Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?

I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.

And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy.  

@metlstorm Don't try to do this with apples, they come with naturally occurring DRM 
@jackemled @metlstorm
There's an easy way to get around that called "grafting"...
nose tap
@trolder @metlstorm Not easy when you have to sneak into an orchard to steal apple cuttings & take proper care of them for like a year until it's time to graft them.