George Takei 
🏳️🌈🖖🏽Words to live by.
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusJust admit it up front.
You didn't wear clean underwear.
But I hope you wore SOME underwear.
Coyoty@skydog @georgetakei Paramedics expect unclean underwear.
In Search of a Better WorldI mean, if something happens to me that requires paramedics taking my pants off then I guarantee my underwear will not be clean at that point.
Devil Doll, Esq.
AutistiCritic@georgetakei But where’s the fun in that? 🤷🏻♂️
全知全能大先生@georgetakei In 1989 I could not explain to a Lawrence, KS paramedic, why I did not wear a helmet. I spread the message in Germany and Japan.
Jon Het.@georgetakei I'm too old to change now.
SteveJB has moved@Jon_Kramer @georgetakei I hope you're not referring to your underwear!
@SteveJB @georgetakei I never wear that. Kilts only here.
The Doctor@georgetakei You never want to be the story of the night in the ER.
食 Shoku the Umbreon@georgetakei You are more likely to end up as an anonymous patient in a YouTube video recounting if you try to lie about it or beat around the bush.
bartholin (Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz arc)@georgetakei what I don't want to explain to the paramedics:
Nobody *ever* tripped and fell on something that got lodged there. Just use a toy with a flared base and decent handle.
Blotreport: YES@georgetakei Reminded me of a story from university. A medical student I knew was on duty at a hospital one night and a young lad of about 18 arrived, having fainted at a dance. When they undressed him they found he had a salami strapped to his thigh, to give the impression of a huge todger.
TeflonTrout 
he/him@georgetakei Just let em have it; they won't be put off by anything. It'll save everybody a lot of time. Only thing you can do that'll bother them is to die.
Janneke@georgetakei paramedics are not humans?
Atkelar@georgetakei I wonder how many "birds and bees and handcuffs" explanations a paramedic gets....? 😁