metlstormJul 5, 2024

Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?

I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.

And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy.  

Show threadB Thoreau 🛸Jul 5, 2024
@metlstorm Okay, but is there a big corporate ag company who owns the patent on the genome for your tomato who is going to come after you for your thieving and sheer moxie?
Show threadmetlstorm
@Thoreau that is the dystopian timeline we live in, so yes. Inevitably. They'll be all "look son, see right here on this here blockchain, it says we mined this tomato 13 months ago at the cost of 8 kilotonnes of carbon dioxide, so cough up..."
Jul 5, 2024 at 3:34amWeb