metlstormJul 5, 2024

Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?

I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.

And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy.  

Show threadTheHerpaDerpaSherpaJul 5, 2024
@metlstorm self replicating code, moving both vertically and laterally in your environment? Sounds like and Advanced Persistent Tomato
Show threadmetlstormJul 5, 2024
@TheHerpaDerpaSherpa oh shit, i am gonna have to ring the service desk and tell them I ... I uhhh, I _ate_ it. Are they going to going to need to... extract the logs?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Show threadTheHerpaDerpaSherpaJul 5, 2024
@metlstorm log analysis can be a messy process ...
Show threadmetlstorm
@TheHerpaDerpaSherpa prolly explains why splunk is so expensive - the sheer volume of wet wipes they must go thru...
Jul 5, 2024 at 2:57amWeb