Ben SummersJul 5, 2024
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Great moments in U.S. History.
Jul 4, 2024 at 9:36pmWeb
Show threadTea time.Jul 4, 2024

@retroist Ben Franklin had a reputation for ALWAYS being thirsty.

And the French women thought he was pretty hot for an old guy, I hear...

That's probably why he didn't run for POTUS.

Show threadBrian Danger HicksJul 4, 2024
@retroist the man was always thirsty
Show threadOld ManJul 4, 2024
@retroist I hope kool-aid man brought a bottle of rum, Ben likes his kool-aid spicy
Show threadAtomic OrbitalsJul 5, 2024
@retroist Benjamin was later quite annoyed when his new friend drove a coach and horses through the side of his house.
Show threadGay Antifa LeftistJul 5, 2024
@retroist he was thirsty at least
Show threadRev. Harbinger EntityJul 7, 2024
@retroist Historical accounts confirm that Benjamin Franklin was, in fact, fairly thirsty.
https://www.glamour.com/story/dating-advice-from-our-foundin
Dating Advice From Our Founding Fathers: Benjamin Franklin

In honor of Fourth of July, let's take a look back at what our Founding Fathers, in their infinite wisdom, had to say about love and relationships. Up first: some electric advice from Benjamin Franklin.

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