@retroist Historical accounts confirm that Benjamin Franklin was, in fact, fairly thirsty.
https://www.glamour.com/story/dating-advice-from-our-foundin 
Dating Advice From Our Founding Fathers: Benjamin Franklin
In honor of Fourth of July, let's take a look back at what our Founding Fathers, in their infinite wisdom, had to say about love and relationships. Up first: some electric advice from Benjamin Franklin.
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