I have reached that age where the government takes a stronger interest in my health. This year, I have sent a sample of poo back off to be tested for bowel cancer, stuck a giant cotton bud into my vagina to test for the virus that causes cervical cancer, had my eyes checked to make sure I’m still OK to drive, and had my breasts compressed by cheerful radiologists in the basement of David Jones to check for breast cancer. All without any upfront payment. Thank you #Medicare