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TWeaKEjaculation is supposed to refer to written statements, though. As in, Watson ejaculated over Sherlock Holmes. (He literally did, the word is used all over the books).
I think God only minds when it’s not used at all and falls on the ground. Just ask Onan.
God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.
What else are you supposed to use to get that curl in them then?