Ejaculation is supposed to refer to written statements, though. As in, Watson ejaculated over Sherlock Holmes. (He literally did, the word is used all over the books).
I was going to comment that Dr Watson sure does love ejaculating when Holmes is present.
I think God only minds when it’s not used at all and falls on the ground. Just ask Onan.
God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.
What else are you supposed to use to get that curl in them then?
It’s a whole different vibe when you imagine it’s Watson as played by Lucy Liu.