they also carry a wide selection of hand gloves, leg pants, and head hats

@UncleDuke1969

Is it a shoe store or a museum? "The collection of world shoes..."

@UncleDuke1969 Sadly I can't find the Achewood where Roast Beef introduces something by instructing the reader to "put on your face eyes and sit in your body chair"

@UncleDuke1969

"Shirts" are just arm pants.

Alternatively, "pants" are leg shirts.

So "foot shoes" make perfect sense; to distinguish them from, say, "hand shoes"... aka gloves.

So it's good to be specific about these things!

@UncleDuke1969 Don’t get me started on time clocks!