I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand.
@MostlyHarmless Me too, they call it inflation.

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Nice to know some things can change for the better. Here, things seem to be getting worse. For one, I think my TV set is broken. I tried turning up the brightness, but it's just as dumb as ever.

@MostlyHarmless Obviously didn't go to Aldi.
@MostlyHarmless You could just be getting better taste in wine.
@MostlyHarmless wow that's impressive! Hey wait so can I šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚