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  • T-1 NASA
  • T0 NASA?
  • T+1 SATAN
  • T+2 NTATAS
TS+1 SANTAS
Relevant XKCD : xkcd.com/2559/
December 25th Launch

xkcd
The T stands for turd-eater.
T stands for “terminal count”.

Republicans cutting funding to NASA because rockets are “satanic devil worship” and “are arousing to females (biological) and homosexual men because they’re phallic in nature” in T-minus 10…

(Spoiler: they were gonna defund NASA anyway)

What is it with religious nutjobs and making mundane things sound even cooler?
Stop giving Republicans ideas.
Tomorrow the headlines are going to be “House republicans introduce bill to ban outer space”.
This is already well established flat earther bollocks
It’s a dig at those crumpet sucking royalists
Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie “Woman in the Moon”, long before actual manned flight.
I dumbest thing is some people actually believe it
NASA is just ANAL with an extra ass, that’s why they say ‘L’ minus before ‘blast off’.
L minus would be “bast off”, not blast off. Sounds like a turkey cooking competition. BASTE OFF - Round One!
T minus 1 should be equal to S, right?
Don’t forget the forked tongue right there on the logo!
They say T minus cos they’re all trans
Spaghetti > Meatball
Could be true. Science destroys religion…

After blast off, the static T forms a new a new acronym of evil with the infamous L, G and B.

Wake up sheeple.