Found some BPM jokes😀

A: What do BPM practitioners put in their sandwiches?
B: Processed cheese.

A: What does a process analyst do after robbing a bank?
B: Drives off in the Parallel Getaway car!

A: Why do BPM practitioners walk slowly in pairs?
B: They like to process.

A: Why was the process analyst team disqualified at the Olympics?
B: Because they kept switching swimlanes in the 100 metres freestyle.