Janan Broadbent
Alice McFlurry 
DJ Khaled built his empire by shouting his name in the middle of songs, but when I shout my name all I get is "Who the f*ck is Alice?" or "Mam, this is a funeral."
We Should Bury This@Alice the solution is to only go to funerals for people also named Alice, that way they'll mistake you shouting your name as expressing overwhelming grief for the dead "Alice!!!"
Allan Chow@Alice are you not using an airhorn
Ned YeungThis always happens to me at Wendy's. At least now they all know my name.
gnate@Alice Wait, that song is about YOU?
Spacecat🐈⬛@Alice Maybe follow up with some "what" and "yeah" yelling, Lil Jon style.
SouthFresh@Alice next time try “DJ Alice…”
I’m absolutely convinced the only issue here is the lack of the “DJ”
When’s the next funeral? Please report back.
📷 ʇsǝǝƃʇsןǝ ɹǝʇnoʍ 🍁🍂@Alice did you know?
https://open.spotify.com/track/6mZHZgPHuHDgY0LaGU3NkH?si=Xd0ouw4BRiKuNW759Q40gg
Edit; wasn’t the first with this. Ah well, still stands 🤭
@elcrest Yes. That's why I wrote it exactly as I did in my post.
मानस Mānas مانس@Alice there is a time and a place for such things which dj khaled has clearly studied in depth which, I suppose, has precluded him from speaking on matters such as Palestine.
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@Alice Assuming you outlive me, will you please come shout out “Alice!” In the middle of my funeral?
@Gorfram Should I magically outlive you, I've got you. Please include instructions for people to contact me in your will.
@Alice I am making notes for my executor even as we speak.
You will be reassured to know that, while my government name (aka the one I’m likely to be buried under) is not “Evelyn,” it also it not “Alice.”