Gavin Volure’s Peanut ButterJust rewatched a few TOS episodes for the first time in many years and Kirk is so wrong it makes me wanna rip my own face off. I did, however, enjoy the one (“The Ultimate Computer”) where an experimental starship AI gets installed on the Enterprise. Kirk is worried he’ll be out of a job, until the AI goes all HAL9000 and starts murdering, and its deluded inventor turns out to be illogical. Timeless AND timely. #StarTrek
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Computer: Romulan ship has decloaked, raised shields, and charged disruptors, this suggests a friendly dinner invitation. Rocks are considered a delicacy and the traditional greeting of peace and friendship is to knee them in the groin.
Kirk: Get it off my ship. I want this thing off my ship, and I want it off my ship now.