To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza.

So I made bangers and mash because they don’t live in a swing state.

@dgar you're not in a swing seat but you are, I suspect like me, in a One Nation seat - what would be the appropriate meal for that?
@craige my federal member is LNP.
@dgar I was talking State 😃
@craige Labour guy. Butcher.
@craige so… cheap imitation potato?