To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.

They picked pizza.

So I made bangers and mash because they don’t live in a swing state.

@dgar well you see the Pizza Party primary was quite crowded... the carnivore vote split between meat lover's and pepperoni... somehow, the consensus candidate that emerged was Hawaiian. Yes, arguably better than bangers & mash, in principle, but would Hawaiian pizza get you out to vote? Simply unelectable...