assless jortsHere's a tip, Tesco customers - if you have to lean and stretch quite far to reach an item, because there's a big yellow barrier saying "do not enter" on it and a colleague staring at you with a "really?" kind of expression between you and it ... The item isn't for you right now! Try again later!
There are many things I could post here as "stupid things customers have done" but one particular one makes me fucking angry, which is when at xmas, I had my back turned because I was filling a fridge, and some ghastly old woman decides to get my attention by *touching my waist* and position her trolley in such a way that I couldn't just walk off. If I ever have to do another xmas in a supermarket, I'm working nights for that week, I'm not doing it with customers there.
Here's another tip! If a member of staff in a supermarket says "Excuse me, that's there to stop you doing that!" the response of "Well I'll only be a minute" is Incorrect! The words you are looking for are "Sorry!" and "I'll go away now!" Hope this helps