Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
hey girl
did you know that uhhh
we are aware of your call
and we will be with you as soon as possible?
vy-let@BestGirlGrace your call is important to us. please stay on the line for the next available representative to pay attention to it! your call is a place, and part of a system of places…
@BestGirlGrace hey girl, did you know that for only 75¢, Qwest will keep trying, and immediately call you back when the line is no longer busy? (to accept, press 3)
@vy GOD, I remember this
I think I actually used this once as a kid. Pretty futuristic.