Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
hey girl
did you know that uhhh
we are aware of your call
and we will be with you as soon as possible?
love to have my internet go awful as soon as they pick up the phone
The Girl With Two Podcasts@BestGirlGrace this feels like weird al lyrics
🎶 if you'd like to make a call
please hang up and try again
if you need help hang up and then dial your
oooooooperator 🎶
@BestGirlGrace oh my god you're right it was reminding me of a specific weird al song
Otherforest (né/e Xenon Fiber System)@BestGirlGrace thanks, grace =w=
-- freya raccooncat 
vy-let@BestGirlGrace your call is important to us. please stay on the line for the next available representative to pay attention to it! your call is a place, and part of a system of places…
@BestGirlGrace hey girl, did you know that for only 75¢, Qwest will keep trying, and immediately call you back when the line is no longer busy? (to accept, press 3)
@vy GOD, I remember this
I think I actually used this once as a kid. Pretty futuristic.
Sid 🇵🇸@BestGirlGrace girl, your call is so important to us