This is what the internet was made for.
@jcrabapple Excel also was optimised for this

@euval @jcrabapple

Really?
I'd think that wouldn't be a good selling argument if Microsoft would tell potential customers that excel is perfect to calculate the velocity of flying poop.

@DavidBruchmann @jcrabapple It was a joke about Excel primitivisme 🙂

@euval @jcrabapple

You mean flying poops can't be calculated so easy with excel?
I wouldn't call it a good selling argument either 🤣

@euval @jcrabapple

must look like this somehow:

=IF(FLYING_POOP(VELOCITY(20), ANGEL(15), LIQUIDITY(0.5)), 'Window hit', 'Something else hit, perhaps grannies hat.')