sollatWhat bothers me most about the cybertruck: how is that a truck?
What bothers me secondly about the cybertruck: how big is it even?
Trying to figure that out from pictures is impossible. Every picture looks like a cybertruck has been photoshopped in at random scale.
What bothers me thirdly about the cybertruck: even John DeLorean wouldn’t have made another stainless steel car but if he did, you’d be able to tell which end was which. This is just hubris. Stupidity, sure. But also hubris.
#DoesItEvenTimeTravelYouCowards #JusticeForDeLorean
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What bothers me fourthly about the cybertruck is yet again: how is that a truck?
#NotATruck
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What bothers me fifthly about the cybertruck is: if you think the batteries in the plastic cars get cold, I have bad news about stainless steel.
#ColderThanSomethingMyGrampaWouldCompareItTo
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#ColderThanSomethingMyGrampaWouldCompareItTo
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What bothers me sixthly about the cybertruck is: how would anyone survive a crash with that or in that? It’s a projectile chisel. What would it do to a 1998 Honda Civic?
#NoBumperNoBueno
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#NoBumperNoBueno
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What bothers me seventhly about the cybertruck: it’s just an even worse Pontiac Aztek. The Aztek was a car-adjacent-vehicle for people who wanted to camp in the back of a car that was not a truck and didn’t want to buy a camper or, you know, *a tent*.
Broke the thread accidentally:
What bothers me eighthly about the cybertruck: now it’s spreading. That Kawasaki Ridge wouldn’t have happened if the ghost of the Pontiac Aztek had not been summoned from its well earned slumber. Rude.
#TooSoon 👻 🚙 👻
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What bothers me eighthly about the cybertruck: now it’s spreading. That Kawasaki Ridge wouldn’t have happened if the ghost of the Pontiac Aztek had not been summoned from its well earned slumber. Rude. #TooSoon 👻 🚙 👻 #NotATruck
What bothers me ninthly about the cybertruck: this one is multidisciplinary…
Part A: there is a frunk
Part B: the lid of the frunk is sharp
Part C: the software has been adjusted to attempt not to mutilate unwary vegetables OR APPENDAGES
Part D: not a truck
What bothers me tenthly about the cybertruck: why are there no videos of people attempting to fry things on one? This is an obvious use case. Eggs, bacon, carbonara, risotto, what have you. Tiny pancakes! It’s not that hard!
If this isn’t featured in the Top Chef finale, what is marketing even.