What bothers me tenthly about the cybertruck: why are there no videos of people attempting to fry things on one? This is an obvious use case. Eggs, bacon, carbonara, risotto, what have you. Tiny pancakes! It’s not that hard!

If this isn’t featured in the Top Chef finale, what is marketing even.

#NotATruck #OutOfTheFryingPan #OntoTheMobizedHotPlate

What bothers me ninthly about the cybertruck: this one is multidisciplinary…

Part A: there is a frunk

Part B: the lid of the frunk is sharp

Part C: the software has been adjusted to attempt not to mutilate unwary vegetables OR APPENDAGES

Part D: not a truck

#NotATruck #AlmostACuisinart

Broke the thread accidentally:

What bothers me eighthly about the cybertruck: now it’s spreading. That Kawasaki Ridge wouldn’t have happened if the ghost of the Pontiac Aztek had not been summoned from its well earned slumber. Rude.

#TooSoon 👻 🚙 👻
#NotATruck

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@mathowie

Everytime I look at one of those, I wonder: "how would I put racks on that, for lumber?"

What a toy. I gues there's a ready supply of arrested infants to buy 'em.

#NotATruck

@ai6yr
I still can’t tell if that’s the front or the back. So ugly.

#NotATruck

What bothers me seventhly about the cybertruck: it’s just an even worse Pontiac Aztek. The Aztek was a car-adjacent-vehicle for people who wanted to camp in the back of a car that was not a truck and didn’t want to buy a camper or, you know, *a tent*.

#NotATruck