I have asked probably 100 adults in roughly my age range if, as teenagers, their parents ever talked to them about sex and literally only one person has ever said yes.
@codinghorror My parents used the cop out of this book series called "A Doctor Talks to an X Year Old". It started here, I think:

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It was OK in a dry, emotionally distant way.
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