If the FBI were charged with assassinating you we wouldn't be sitting here listening to you whine about it.

What is the story? Did you evade them? Run faster than thier bullets? Dodge them in slow-time?

If they were out to get you... why oh why didn't it WORK?

@futurebird The importance of not getting shot...
@futurebird “The enemy is terrifyingly dangerous and crafty, but also woefully incompetent and stupid. They are evil and deranged but also sleepy and boring.”
@futurebird plus assassinations are the CIA's game, not the FBI's

@futurebird it’s like TV isn’t it?

On the range, that pistol puts nine shots through the same hole in the target precisely at the center of mass.

Then at the scene guns wave around and bullets hit every post and window next to the perp as he runs across wide open spaces…

#noHarmNoFoul ?

@futurebird nice try, FBI, I’m not saying anything!