I just had an idea for a neat thing Apple could do.

Y’know the little tabs that pop up when you select text in iOS?

It’d be cool if the device learned which actions you tend to choose in a given situation.

So, if you choose “Translate” more often than, say, “Format,” they could make that a little easier for you.

This is an idea that I just had.

(Also: they could completely rethink that whole model because it’s hardly changed since 2009 and it’s very difficult to use and I have so many things I’d like to do with text but if I can’t successfully hit the little arrow that lets you see more options, I feel ashamed and want to turn off the phone.)

#WWDC
#computers

Unrelatedly related:

1. Apple News+ is a cynical lobster trap that only exists to push shitty run-of-network ads for plantar fasciitis insoles and free money for seniors;

2. The whole reason this occurred to me is I really wanted to show Madeline an article with an amazing photo.

You see? Women really CAN have it all.

But sometimes that means having some paint tubes on the floor your baby can play with with once they’re done being briefly intrigued by your right foot.

#DoingBetterTogether

The more I look at it, the funnier this photo gets.

Just to say, this is not what our own house looked when we had a toddler.

15 years on, and it's still hanging over my desk.

Obviously.

Of course, all of my children are very special to me.
Moving WWDC out of San Francisco was a mistake, and everybody knows it.
Lotta raw sexual energy.

If anyone ever runs into Jeff Permenter, please ask him how his estranged brother, Jason, is doing.

(this joke will be funny to as many as six people)

@hotdogsladies They grow up so fast. I remember when he was just barely driving his first Tesla.

@keenan

I still remember when he first learned PHP.

They're so cute at that age.

@hotdogsladies Also documenting how strong the sticker game always has been in the Mann family.
@hotdogsladies We've got one a lot like that as well. Our son (Billy!) called it “Mr. Greedy’s automobile" because it was predominantly blue.
@hotdogsladies It honestly borders on DALL-Eism.
@hotdogsladies Nice that those toxic acrylic paints are right there in grabbing distance. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadmium_pigments
Cadmium pigments - Wikipedia

@hotdogsladies That kid is totally going to knock over the vase on the left off the pedestal.
@hotdogsladies Oil based paints are non-toxic right? Gotta get some more fat into those kids too amirite?
@hotdogsladies I don’t know if this was a trend already when you had a toddler, but these days expensive baby clothes are all beige. The beiger your baby, the wealthier you appear. Judging by the beigeness of this baby, they are very fancy people.