why is it that only some farts smell like poo? it would make sense for all farts to smell like poo or for no farts to smell like poo but there must be a reason why most farts smell like farts while the occasional one smells like poo
@stavvers This question is best contemplated on the Glasgow Subway.
@pigworker been on the buckfast tonight which might be why it's in my mind
@stavvers No fart has ever left the Glasgow Subway. It's the place to do the experiment.