“What next, should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?” is one of those perfect sentences that just sticks in your head
@jnadeau Unrelated to the point, but the bit about AI watching TV reminds me of this quote from Douglas Adams:
“A labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself.”
(from Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency)

