Alice McFlurry 
How can they call it a club sandwich when it doesn't even have any baby seals in it?
May 29, 2024 at 1:23amWeb
Show threadLAURENMay 29, 2024
@Alice *groan*
Show threadMatt HallMay 29, 2024

@Alice

Yer alright, I don't care what other people say.

Show thread√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)May 29, 2024
@Alice I was hoping it was made of country club regulars.
Show threadglasspshrMay 29, 2024
@Alice I can use it to immobilize my steering wheel
Show threadpaulMay 29, 2024

@Alice

the s club sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyFvGL3Z5F8

Mitch Hedberg - Club Sandwich

YouTube
Show threadGay Antifa LeftistMay 29, 2024
@Alice is there any way to downvote a post on mastodon?
Show threadEllieMay 29, 2024

@Alice the seal goes on the outside of the sandwich

Today's #pooptoot brought to you by the number e.

Show threadJames 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺Mar 13
@Alice Used to be a night in Bristol called Club Seal
Show threadEliza AltMar 13

@Alice

This is the soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxY7O4eFHRk

Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death (HD)

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Show threadMetalpoet Mar 13
@Alice you obviously haven't gone to the right subway...
Show threadThe Right IrreverendMar 13
@Alice I ♣️ baby seals? ( bumper sticker I saw many years ago.)
Show threadMedea Vanamonde 🏳️‍⚧️Mar 13

@Alice

Or High Heals

Show threadOrb 2069Mar 13
@Alice hearts are too squishy, diamonds and spades are too hard