A little fun from the FT. Apparently they don't care for American paper sizes in comparison to ISO 216 and I appreciate the poetry with which they express this. 😀

EDIT: A kind person has provided this link https://www.ft.com/content/bb9bf7c6-1785-4383-9e39-03da04a17fe2 although much of the other language employed smacks of desperation to claim credibility as a younger person and is quite cringeworthy in its use.

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@Homebrewandhacking and there’s the Imperial system…
@KatLS The Imperial system that Americans call "English". And yes, yes, we still do use a handful of unholy mashups (like miles for distance and mileage expressed as miles per gallon despite petrol being sold by the litre) but nobody is doing civil engineering by the bushel.

@richh @KatLS Americans do not use the Imperial measurement system: they use the American Standard measurement system, which is slightly different. Some of the names overlap, but that is it.

Also the UK went metric in 1967. The only place that it is still using Imperial measures is in pint glasses (defined in ml, fortunately) and motoring. Even National Rail switched away from "miles and chains" a decade or so ago.

I measure all distances in km, and when people ask me "what's that in miles?" I always smile and cheerily shout "Nine shillings, sixpence!!"

@spacehobo @richh @KatLS However, the American Standard measurement system defines all of its units indirectly in terms of SI units, so there is that 🙂
@spacehobo @richh @KatLS Although the UK metric conversion is frustratingly incomplete. Imperial is still used frequently in a colloquial manner. And it seems unlikely we will ever get rid of miles on the roads. (The one exception I’ll make to all this: pints of beer. The UK can keep that one.)
@craiggrannell @richh @KatLS So I know people my age who get frustrated at the weird versions of imperial units showing up. Once @cmsj said to me "What's a pound? I have no experience of what that means. I know what a kilogram is: it's a bag of sugar."
@spacehobo @richh @KatLS @cmsj I grew up in the 1980s so my head is a weird jumble of metric and imperial. My wife is Icelandic and so I’ve tried to purge the remnants of imperial but room sizes (of all things) is the final one I’m struggling with. But also, after years of living in the UK I’ve noticed she now often uses imperial colloquially.
@craiggrannell @spacehobo @richh @cmsj it was destiny. Where will we be in 100 years?
@KatLS @spacehobo @richh @cmsj The UK will still inexplicably be using miles for road distances.
@craiggrannell @KatLS @richh @cmsj You don't have to use the numbers on the little signs, you know. You can just use km.
@spacehobo @craiggrannell @richh @cmsj the food companies haven’t helped because now they put 12 ounces in what used to be pound (16 ounce) containers (like coffee bags). Even canned goods are distorted. Canned pumpkin is now in 14.5 ounce cans throwing off my old church fundraiser cookbook recipes ever so slightly.😠