This is just a more verbose way of saying the

Old person: Why don’t kids want to go outside these days?

The outside they built:

meme.

How is it more verbose if you used more words?

I count 39 words in the OP meme, if we just assume the hyphenated words as a single word to give maximal benefit of the doubt.

There are 15 words in the proposed meme from the above comment.

So, where did he use more words?